Hashtag Fuck You.

Dave. Rhode island. 28. Jaded. Alcohol.

I have thoughts, and that can really fuck up the whole faith thing.

—Lewis Black on religion.  (via thoseinvolved)

Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, “Fossil.” And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.

—Lewis Black (via ificouldborrowasmile)

In my lifetime, we’ve gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We’ve gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we’ll be voting for plants.

—Lewis Black (via journolist)

(Source: brainyquote.com, via journolist)